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He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui.'"}, {"pageUrl": "https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-serious-common-salary-negotiation?utm_source=substack?_medium=email", "imgUrl": "https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9b2b6db0-d5fb-4178-ad89-10e2131f14b2_4800x4800.png", "author": "Work Chronicles", "title": "Salary Negotiation."}, {"pageUrl": "https://workchronicles.com/we-dont-have-the-budget/", "imgUrl": "https://i1.wp.com/workchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/We-dont-have-the-budget.png?resize=1536%2C1536?=1", "author": "Work Chronicles", "title": "'Can I get a raise?' 'Sorry we don't have the budget.' 'Alright I resign. I just got an external offer with a great hike.' 'We can match that with a counter offer.' 'So now somehow you found the budget?' 'It's a miracle.'"}, {"pageUrl": "https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2019/07/06", "imgUrl": "https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1c/16/a0/1c16a09fb600eb8cde7d58383985ec04.jpg", "author": "Mark Parisi", "title": "'It's bedtime! Don't let me catch you reading!' 'HeH, HeH.' 'Heh, Heh.'"}, {"pageUrl": "https://condenaststore.com/featured/damn-i-thought-you-were-just-having-charles-barsotti.html", "imgUrl": "https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-5/8-untitled-charles-barsotti.jpg", "author": "Charles Barsotti", "title": "'Damn--I thought you were just having them whitened.' - New Yorker Cartoon"}, {"pageUrl": "https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-million-ve-is-the-sticker-price-james-stevenson.html", "imgUrl": "https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-5/a-million-ve-is-the-sticker-price-james-stevenson.jpg", "author": "James Stevenson", "title": "'A million five is the sticker price, so to speak.' - New Yorker Cartoon"}, {"pageUrl": "https://www.gocomics.com/bliss/2013/07/24", "imgUrl": "https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/53/e3/f153e396e97a9757cbbf3f60535ce1a9.jpg", "author": "Harry Bliss", "title": "Oh come on--you act like you've never seen a venture capitalist before."}, {"pageUrl": "https://condenaststore.com/featured/new-yorker-january-19th-1998-frank-cotham.html", "imgUrl": "https://i.pinimg.com/564x/24/d5/be/24d5becd75057bd06d8fccece3750a9d.jpg", "author": "Frank Cotham", "title": "Businessman washing his hands in bathroom under a sign: 'Wash Hands After Every Deal.'  - New Yorker Cartoon"}, {"pageUrl": "https://condenaststore.com/featured/we-have-given-it-a-great-deal-of-thought-and-bruce-eric-kaplan.html", "imgUrl": "https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/medium/1/we-have-given-it-a-great-deal-of-thought-and-bruce-eric-kaplan.jpg", "author": "Bruce Eric Kaplan", "title": "Two parents give in to their childs complaints.  Weve given it a great deal of thought and we decided were going to give in to everything you want at all times. 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